A man goes to a pet shop one day with a big and very ugly dog.这文章谁可以查到，十万火急~~~~~~~~~~~

A man goes to a pet shop one day with a big and very ugly dog.这文章谁可以查到，十万火急~~~~~~~~~~~

Dog for Sale
出售小狗
A man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.
一个男人走进一家宠物店一天大的、丑陋的狗。
It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.
它有长长的头发，短短的腿，没有尾巴和一个非常潮湿的鼻子。
“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”
“早上好，先生，”宠物店的老板说。有什么可以帮你们的吗？“
“I want to sell this dog.”
“我想卖掉这只狗。”
The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.
宠物店的老板看着狗摇了摇头。
“I’m sorry. I can’t give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”
对不起。我不能给你任何东西，动物。没有人会想买他。”
“Why not?” asked the man. “He’s clean, well-behaved and healthy.”
为什么不呢？“问这个人。“他是干净的，良好的健康。”
“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn’t got a fall, his legs are too short and his hair’s too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”
“看他，先生，”店主。“他没有倒下，他的腿太短了，他的头发太长了。谁会想买这样一只狗？“
“Well, I guess you’re right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”
“好吧，我想你是对的，”那人说。“但他能说话。”
“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.
“你的意思是他能说话吗？“宠物店问老板。
“Yes, he can speak perfect English. Just listen,” the man answered.
“是的，他能说一口流利的英语。听着，”那个男人回答。
The dog then spoke.
狗狗说话。
“It’s true, sir,” he said. “I am the world’s greatest talking dog. I’ve been to America and talked to the President at the White House in Washington. I’ve talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn’t feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I’m so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”
“这是真的，先生，”他说。“我是世界上最好的会说话的狗。我去过美国，跟总统在华盛顿白宫。我已经跟英国女王，日本天皇。请给我买的，先生。这个人很残忍的我。他使我工作太辛苦，并且没有给我很好。他从来不带我散步或给我洗澡。有时他让我单独在周。我真不幸，先生。请给我，给我找个好归宿的。”
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.
宠物店的老板简直不敢相信他所听到的。
“That’s amazing,” he said. “You’re right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”
“太神奇了，”他说。你说得对。他是一只会说话的狗。告诉我，你为什么要卖掉它呢？“
“Because I’m tired of all his lies,” the man said
“因为我厌倦了所有的谎言，”男人说

An old man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.
It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.
“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”
“I want to sell this dog.”
The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.
“I'm sorry. I can't give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”
“Why not?” asked the man. “He's clean, well-behaved and healthy.”
“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn't got a tail, his legs are too short and his hair's too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”
“Well, I guess you're right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”
“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.
“Yes, he can speak perfect Mandarin (普通话)， different Chinese dialects, English and Japanese as well. Just listen,” the man answered.
The dog then spoke.
“It's true, sir,” he said. “I am the world's greatest talking dog. I've been to America and talked to the President Bush at the White House in Washington. I've talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn't feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I'm so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.
“That's amazing ,” he said. “You're right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”
“Because I'm tired of all his lies,” the man said

有一天一个男人带着一条又大又丑的狗去了一家宠物店
Dog for Sale
A man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.
It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.
“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”
“I want to sell this dog.”
The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.
“I’m sorry. I can’t give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”
“Why not?” asked the man. “He’s clean, well-behaved and healthy.”
“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn’t got a fall, his legs are too short and his hair’s too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”
“Well, I guess you’re right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”
“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.
“Yes, he can speak perfect English. Just listen,” the man answered.
The dog then spoke.
“It’s true, sir,” he said. “I am the world’s greatest talking dog. I’ve been to America and talked to the President at the White House in Washington. I’ve talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn’t feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I’m so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.
“That’s amazing,” he said. “You’re right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”
“Because I’m tired of all his lies,” the man said.

An old man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.
It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.
“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”
“I want to sell this dog.”
The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.
“I'm sorry. I can't give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”
“Why not?” asked the man. “He's clean, well-behaved and healthy.”
“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn't got a tail, his legs are too short and his hair's too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”
“Well, I guess you're right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”
“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.
“Yes, he can speak perfect Mandarin (普通话)， different Chinese dialects, English and Japanese as well. Just listen,” the man answered.
The dog then spoke.
“It's true, sir,” he said. “I am the world's greatest talking dog. I've been to America and talked to the President Bush at the White House in Washington. I've talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn't feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I'm so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.
“That's amazing ,” he said. “You're right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”
“Because I'm tired of all his lies,” the man said.
这是一篇笑话

Dog for Sale
A man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.
It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.
“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”
“I want to sell this dog.”
The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.
“I’m sorry. I can’t give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”
“Why not?” asked the man. “He’s clean, well-behaved and healthy.”
“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn’t got a fall, his legs are too short and his hair’s too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”
“Well, I guess you’re right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”
“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.
“Yes, he can speak perfect English. Just listen,” the man answered.
The dog then spoke.
“It’s true, sir,” he said. “I am the world’s greatest talking dog. I’ve been to America and talked to the President at the White House in Washington. I’ve talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn’t feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I’m so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.
“That’s amazing,” he said. “You’re right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”
“Because I’m tired of all his lies,” the man said.