急救：我要找关于幽默的英语文章则么找呢？

需要一篇关于幽默的议论文用于演讲~~谢谢哪位帮个忙啊。。。拜托啦
大约一分钟左右就可以了。。

无声胜有声 Maybe you don’t know Walt Disney， but you must know Disneyland（迪斯尼乐园）。If you don’t know Disneyland， you must know Mickey Mouse（米老鼠）and Donald Duck（唐老鸭）。

Walt Disney was an American.He was born on December 5，1901.And he died on December 15，1966.He died of illness.

Walt Disney had three brothers and one sister.He enjoyed drawing when he was very young.He was good at drawing.When he sold his first drawing to his neighbors， he was only seven years old！ He got married in 1925.And he had two daughters.Disney was very rich， but he was frugal（朴素的）。He spent most of his money on his work.In 1928， he created the famous character———“Mickey Mouse”，which made him famous to the world.On July 18，1955?Disney opened his first Disneyland in California（加利福尼亚）。He was also interested in making TV programmes. Besides?（除此之外）he founded（建立）a new university called California Institute of the Arts（加利福尼亚艺术学院）。

Walt Disney is a great person.Although he died people all over the world will remember him for ever.He is deeply loved by world wide people.He was a clever， imaginative（富有想象力的）and creative（富于创造性的）man.He brought joy and happiness to the people of every country.He is a hero of the 20th century.

幽默的,还要议论文,如果是一般的话,我就直接给你写一个了,笑话可不乐意 再看看别人怎么说的。