吃饭睡觉打豆豆的冷笑话用英语译过来怎么说？（全文）

吃饭睡觉打豆豆的冷笑话用英语译过来怎么说？（全文）

There is a reporter to interview a group of Antarctic penguins he asked the first penguin: "you do every day?" Penguin say: "have a sleeping dozen doug!" Then asked the second penguin, that penguin or said: "eat and sleep play doug!"Reporter with confused ask other penguins, the answer is same, so had been asked 99 penguin. When I walked into the next 100 little bird, reporters went to ask it: what do every day? The small penguin answer: "eat, sleep." it was surprising ask again: "you how not dozen doug?" Little penguin left the mouth, stare at the reporter said: "I is doug!!!!!!!!"