VBS整人代码

VBS整人代码

on error resume next
　　dim WSHshellA
　　set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是脑残，不说我是脑残就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true
　　dim a
　　do while(a <> "我是脑残")
　　a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残""　","说不说","",8000,7000)
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
　　loop
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说你是脑残就行了嘛"
　　dim WSHshell
　　set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
　　WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
　　msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖"

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说你是脑残，不说你是脑残就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "你是脑残")
a = inputbox ("说你是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你是脑残"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，你确实是脑残加浩然QQ13946277786~"

参考资料：原创

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""快说“我是脑残”，不说我是脑残就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是脑残")
a = inputbox ("说我是脑残,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是脑残"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "乖孩子真听话啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "下次叔叔买糖给你吃"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要吃什么糖啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，大白兔？"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不行，不行，大白兔吃了长石头啊"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要不叔叔给你讲个故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老和尚在给小和尚讲故事"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "讲什么故事呢"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "故事是这样的"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，不听了"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别哭别哭，叔叔给你买糖！"
复制代码一个整人的小代码，“说我是猪就不关机”
把上面的代码复制到记事本里，把后缀名改成.VBE

我暂时保留我的看法！

WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的小朋吗?")
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")
WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")
WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")
WScript.Echo("小强很生气，后果很严重哦。")
WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")
WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")
WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")
WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")
WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")
WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")
WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")
WScript.Echo("还剩43下")
WScript.Echo("还剩42下")
WScript.Echo("还剩41下")
WScript.Echo("还剩40下")
WScript.Echo("还剩39下")
WScript.Echo("还剩38下")
WScript.Echo("还剩37下")
WScript.Echo("还剩36下")
WScript.Echo("还剩35下")
WScript.Echo("还剩34下")
WScript.Echo("还剩33下")
WScript.Echo("还剩32下")
WScript.Echo("还剩30下")
WScript.Echo("还剩29下")
WScript.Echo("还剩28下")
WScript.Echo("还剩27下")
WScript.Echo("还剩26下")
WScript.Echo("还剩25下")
WScript.Echo("还剩24下")
WScript.Echo("还剩23下")
WScript.Echo("还剩22下")
WScript.Echo("还剩21下")
WScript.Echo("还剩20下")
WScript.Echo("还剩19下")
WScript.Echo("还剩18下")
WScript.Echo("还剩17下")
WScript.Echo("还剩16下")
WScript.Echo("还剩15下")
WScript.Echo("还剩14下")
WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")
WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555")
WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")
WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")
WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")
WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")
WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")
WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")
WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")
WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")
WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")
WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")
WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，上帝又给了一次机会。")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次")
超爽的！很有感情...