谁能帮我用英文翻译下这段话

女士们先生们：
今天我们要去的第一个景点是黄果树瀑布群，黄果树瀑布群有十八个瀑布，接下来，我们会游览其中两个瀑布，黄果树瀑布和银链坠谭瀑布。
黄果树瀑布位于贵州省西南部，周围的瀑布一个接着一个，十八道瀑布风格各异，千姿百态，形成一个庞大的瀑布家族。黄果树瀑布为“瀑布群”中最为壮观的瀑布，高77.8米，宽101.0米。公元1638年，明代大旅行家和地理学家徐霞客在考察大瀑布后赞叹道：“捣珠崩玉，飞沫反涌如烟雾腾空，势甚雄厉；所谓珠帘钩不卷，匹练挂遥峰，俱不足以拟其壮也。高峻数倍者有之，而从无此阔而大者。”黄果树瀑布是世界上唯一可从上、下、前、后、左、右六个方位观看的瀑布，也是世界上唯一有水帘洞（134米）自然贯通且能从洞内向外听、观、摸的瀑布。
银链坠潭瀑布位于天星桥景区水上石林区的，其形如斗，其声如歌，其状如链。三岔河水被钙华滩分成串串珠链，坠入深潭，是黄果树瀑布群中最秀美的瀑布。
接下来我们要去的地方是贵阳的情人谷
那么情人谷这个名字是怎么来的呢？
在千年前，情人谷两岸的深山里分别有两个苗族村寨叫地吾岭和米汤井。地吾岭后生阿山，英俊勤劳；米汤井少女阿水，多情美丽。阿山常到情人谷打柴， 阿水常到情人谷放羊。他们经常隔河相见，时间一长，便互打招呼，互相问候，于是日久生情。一天，阿水情不自禁，羞红着脸向对岸的阿山唱道：“大河涨水水浪沙，鱼在河中摇尾巴；几时得鱼来下酒？几时得哥来成家？”阿山一听，心中大喜。马上回唱道：“哥隔水来妹隔崖，绕山绕水都要来；哥变燕子飞过河，妹变蜜蜂飞过崖。”他们以歌传情，信誓旦旦。

为了能过河和心上人在一起，阿山砍树搭桥。但河水太猛太急，搭桥的树木一次次被无情的河水冲走。阿山正在焦急万分之时，一只巨龟浮现水浪之中，为阿山托起桥木，帮他过河与水相会。于是每天，阿山和阿水通过龟的帮助，天天都能在一起，彼此热恋，如胶似漆。他们的恋情被水的父母知道了，阿水的父母嫌阿山家里贫穷，坚决反对，并要将阿水嫁给寨主的憨儿子。阿山和阿水痛苦万分。为了永不分离，双双离家躲进情人谷深处某溶洞中，过着没有世俗羁拌，相亲相爱的日子。这故事神奇动人，以致流传至今。
同时贵州也是一个古生物王国，这里沉积岩广泛分布，地层发育，化石极为丰富，古生物学分类上的门类应有尽有，已有古生物化石2000多属4000多种，素有古生物王国之称，是研究古生物及地层的重要宝库。下面我们来看几张古生物化石的图片。
总之，贵州是一个文化资源丰富，历史久远的地方。现今，贵州省政府将“多彩贵州”作为贵州的文化符号，希望有机会大家也可以亲身去游览这个有绿有黑有蓝有红有白的多彩世界。

首先先回答下一楼的问题
这篇东西是别人托我翻译的 只是我没时间，想请大家帮帮忙
在这里谢谢帮忙的朋友，
但是一楼的真是无趣啊，你自己不会翻译还来讲句废话，真是···额！~~
还有 纠正你一个错误 不会翻译并不代表不会念！·
我看你自己才是 不会写也不会念的英文白痴吧····哈哈

Ladies gentlemen:
Today we must go the first scenic spot is the yellow fruit tree waterfall group, the yellow fruit tree waterfall group has 18 waterfalls, meets down, we can tour two waterfalls, the yellow fruit tree waterfall and the silver chain fall the Tan waterfall.
The yellow fruit tree waterfall is located the Guizhou Province north west, periphery waterfall then, 18 waterfall styles respectively different, differ in thousands of ways, forms a huge waterfall family.The yellow fruit tree waterfall is “the waterfall group” the magnificent waterfall, the height 77.8 meters, the width 101.0 meters.In 1638, the Ming Dynasty big traveller and geographer Xu Xiake after inspected the big waterfall to acclaim the road: “Pounds the bead to collapse the jade, the priming instead wells up like the smog to soar, potential really male severe; The so-called bead curtain hook does not curl, the bolt of white silk hangs the remote peak, all is insufficient to draw up strongly its.The Gao Jun several fold has it, but from does not have this extravagant and big.”
The yellow fruit tree waterfall is in the world only may from top and bottom, before and after, the left and right six position onlooking waterfall, also is in the world only has Shui Liandong (134 meters) the nature penetration also can listen to the waterfall from the hole introversion which, the view, traces.
The silver chain falls the deep pool waterfall to be located the day star bridge scenic area aquatic hoodoo area, its shape like fights, its like song, its as if chain.The three-road junction river water is divided into by the calcareous tuff beach the string string of beads chain, crashes into the deep deep pool, is in the yellow fruit tree waterfall group the most elegant waterfall.
Meets the place which down we must go is Guiyang's sweetheart valley
that sweetheart valley this name is how comes?
Before the millennium, in the sweetheart valley both banks remote mountain has two Miao national minority stockaded villages to call my range and the rice water well separately.My range young man Ashan, outstandingly talented industrious;Rice water well young girl Arab League water, full of affection beautiful.Ashan often arrives the sweetheart valley to cut firewood, the Arab League water often arrives the sweetheart valley to graze sheep.They separate the river to meet frequently, time one long, then mutually greets, sent regards mutually, therefore will excite the emotions in the course of time.One day, the Arab League water can not help, blushes bashfully to opposite shore Ashan sings: “The river swells Shui Langsha, the fish swings the tail in the river; When does the fish drink? When does the elder brother get married?”An Ashan tin, in heart great happiness.Returns immediately sings: “The elder brother separates the water to come the younger sister to separate the cliff, circles Shan Raoshui all to have to come; The elder brother changes the swallow to fly crosses river, the younger sister changes the honeybee to fly the cliff.” They flirt by the song, to vow solemnly.
In order to can cross river with the one's beloved in same place, Ashan felling bridging.But the river water too is fierce too anxiously, a bridging trees time is washed away by the heartless river water.Ashan anxious extremely time, a great turtle reappears in the water wave, picks up the bridge wood for Ashan, helps him to cross river with the aqueous phase meeting.Therefore every day, Ashan and the Arab League water through turtle's help, all can in the same place, each other be in love daily, are inseparable.Their affection had been known by the water parents, the Arab League water parents disliked in Arab League mountain dwellers poor, opposed firmly, and must Arab League Shui Jia for the stronghold host's gruff son.Ashan and Arab League water pain extremely.In order to never separate, leaves home to hide in pairs sweetheart valley deep place some limestone cave, has not been having the common custom bridle to mix, the intimate falls in love day.This story mysterious moving, so that spreads until now.
Simultaneously Guizhou also is an extinct organism kingdom, here sedimetary rock widespread distribution, the stratum growth, the fossil is extremely rich, the paleontology classifies the class has everything expected to find, had the extinct organism fossil more than 2000 to be 4000 many kinds of, is known as name of the extinct organism kingdom, is studies the extinct organism and the stratum important treasure house.Below we look at several extinct organism fossils the picture.
In brief, Guizhou is cultural resources is rich, historical remote place.Nowadays, the Guizhou provincial government “multi-color Guizhou” took Guizhou's cultural mark, hoped has opportunity everybody also to be possible to tour this to have by oneself has green has black blue has has the white multi-color world red.

我真想知道你要这干嘛。既然都不会写，肯定不会念了。

Ladies and Gentlemen: Today, we want to go to the first group of spots are Huangguoshu Falls, Huangguoshu Falls group has 18 waterfalls, the next, we will visit one of the two waterfalls, Huangguoshu Falls and Silver Falls链坠Tan. Huangguoshu Waterfall in Guizhou Province is located in the southwest, around waterfalls one after another, 18 waterfalls of various styles, mix, forming a large waterfall family. Huangguoshu Falls as a "waterfall group" the most spectacular waterfalls, high 77.8 meters, 101.0 meters wide. Year 1638, the Ming Dynasty Great travel home and geographer Xu inspected at Great Falls after the praise: "The trace and collapsing jade beads, droplets such as anti-Chung smoke vacated very powerful Li-hung; the so-called hook珠帘not volume, horses training linked to remote peaks are not enough to be its strong also. several times with some high and steep, and from the absence of such a wide and big. "Huangguoshu Waterfall is the world's only from the upper and lower, front and rear, left and right Views waterfall six directions, but also has the world's only水帘洞(134 meters) of natural linking from the inside out and can listen and watch, touch the waterfall. Silver Lake链坠scenic water falls is located in Shilin District天星桥, and its shape such as fighting, the sound of Cantabile, its like a chain. Sancha river was divided into strings of beads TUFA Beach, crashed into the pit, Huangguoshu Falls are the most beautiful group of waterfalls. Next, we want to go to the place are Guiyang情人谷 Well, how are情人谷the name come from? At thousands of years ago,情人谷separately on both sides of the mountains there are two villages called to my Miao Ling and rice soup wells. To my younger Ayama Ridge, handsome and hard-working; rice soup girl Ah well water, sentimental beauty. Ayama情人谷often firewood, the Arab-Israeli water frequented by sheep情人谷. They often meet the river, over time, they greeted each other, exchanged greetings, then日久生情. One day, the Arab-Israeli water can not help, blushing shame to the other side of Ayama sang: "Up the river water sediment waves, fish in the river摇尾巴; When a fish to drinks? When a brother to get married?" Ayama a heart rejoicing . Immediately back to singing: "The Impermeable brother to every other Ya-mei,绕山around the water must come; swallow brother changed over the river, Mei changed over the cliff bees." Their song wink, solemnly. To be able to cross the river and sweetheart together Ayama felling bypass. But the river is too fierce a hurry, bypass time and the trees were washed away by the merciless river. Ayama are anxious when an borneensis surface water waves, and to hold up the bridge Ayama wood, to help him cross the river and water meet. So every day, and the Arab-Israeli water Ayama turtles assist through every day all together, love each other,如胶似漆. Love their parents were aware of the water, the Arab-Israeli water Ayama home parents too poor, and resolutely oppose, and to the Arab-Israeli water寨主marry the foolish son. Ayama extreme pain and the Arab-Israeli water. In order to never be separated from both their homes to hide in a cave in the depths of情人谷lived not mix secular kept, to love each other day. This touching story of magic, which has been circulated. Guizhou is also a paleontologist at the same time the Kingdom, where a broad distribution of sedimentary rocks, strata development, abundant fossils, paleontology classification of categories on everything, there are more than 2000 fossils more than 4000 kinds, known as the Kingdom of paleontology, said the study of paleontology and stratigraphy an important treasure. Now we look at the picture a few fossils. In short, Guizhou is a culture rich in resources, has a long history of the place. Today, the Guizhou provincial government will be "Colorful Guizhou" as Guizhou cultural symbols, I hope everyone can also have the opportunity to go visit the person has blue green black red and white have colorful world.

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Today, we want to go to the first group of spots are Huangguoshu Falls, Huangguoshu Falls group has 18 waterfalls, the next, we will visit one of the two waterfalls, Huangguoshu Falls and Silver Falls Tan. Huangguoshu Waterfall in Guizhou Province is located in the southwest, around waterfalls one after another, 18 waterfalls of various styles, mix, forming a large waterfall family. Huangguoshu Falls as a "waterfall group" the most spectacular waterfalls, high 77.8 meters, 101.0 meters wide. Year 1638, the Ming Dynasty Great travel home and geographer Xu inspected at Great Falls after the praise: "The trace and collapsing jade beads, droplets such as anti-Chung smoke vacated very powerful Li-hung; the so-called hook not volumes, horses training linked to remote peaks are not enough to be its strong also. several times with some high and steep, and from the absence of such a wide and big. "Huangguoshu Waterfall is the world's only from the upper and lower, front and rear, left and right Views waterfall six directions, but also has the world's only shuiliandong(134 meters) of natural linking from the inside out and can listen and watch, touch the waterfall. Silver Lake scenic water falls is located in Shilin District tianxingqiao, and its shape such as fighting, the sound of Cantabile, its like a chain. Sancha river was divided into strings of beads TUFA Beach, crashed into the pit, Huangguoshu Falls are the most beautiful group of waterfalls. Next, we want to go to the place are Guiyang qingrengu Well, how are qingrengu the name come from? At thousands of years ago,qingrengu separately on both sides of the mountains there are two villages called to my Miao Ling and rice soup wells. To my younger Ayama Ridge, handsome and hard-working; rice soup girl Ah well water, sentimental beauty. Ayama qingrengu often firewood, the Arab-Israeli water frequented by sheep qingrengu. They often meet the river, over time, they greeted each other, exchanged greetings. One day, the Arab-Israeli water can not help, blushing shame to the other side of Ayama sang: "Up the river water sediment waves, fish in the river; When a fish to drinks? When a brother to get married?" Ayama a heart rejoicing . Immediately back to singing: "The Impermeable brother to every other Ya-mei,around the water must come; swallow brother changed over the river, Mei changed over the cliff bees." Their song wink, solemnly. To be able to cross the river and sweetheart together Ayama felling bypass. But the river is too fierce a hurry, bypass time and the trees were washed away by the merciless river. Ayama are anxious when an borneensis surface water waves, and to hold up the bridge Ayama wood, to help him cross the river and water meet. So every day, and the Arab-Israeli water Ayama turtles assist through every day all together, love each other. Love their parents were aware of the water, the Arab-Israeli water Ayama home parents too poor, and resolutely oppose, and to the Arab-Israeli water marry the foolish son. Ayama extreme pain and the Arab-Israeli water. In order to never be separated from both their homes to hide in a cave in the depths of qingrengu lived not mix secular kept, to love each other day. This touching story of magic, which has been circulated. Guizhou is also a paleontologist at the same time the Kingdom, where a broad distribution of sedimentary rocks, strata development, abundant fossils, paleontology classification of categories on everything, there are more than 2000 fossils more than 4000 kinds, known as the Kingdom of paleontology, said the study of paleontology and stratigraphy an important treasure. Now we look at the picture a few fossils. In short, Guizhou is a culture rich in resources, has a long history of the place. Today, the Guizhou provincial government will be "Colorful Guizhou" as Guizhou cultural symbols, I hope everyone can also have the opportunity to go visit the person has blue green black red and white have colorful world.