有没有英国幽默的例子或笑话，要详细的哦

有没有英国幽默的例子或笑话，要详细的哦

What's your name?

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together

Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,He said,and don't forget to call me 'sir'.

Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?

The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied.My name is Stonebreaker,sir！he said nervously.

你好！ Why Ten is scared of Seven? Because 7 8 9. (Seven ate Nine.因为7把9吃了) 仅代表个人观点，不喜勿喷，谢谢。

买了一个蛋糕，放在茶几上 咯咯…… 二货博美狗偷吃了一口，我很生气地对老妈说，你看它偷吃我的蛋糕，老妈鄙视地看了我一眼，说到，甜甜现在的年龄才是人的三岁，你怎么不说你个20岁的人在抢一个三岁孩子的吃的呢？这个蛋糕原来不是给我买的……