征集一篇英语课堂表演对白（四个人），要幽默些！

征集一篇英语课堂表演对白（四个人），要幽默些！时间在10分钟左右！
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人物: Clerk, Shopper A. Shopper B Shopper C
地点:. Kenny’s shoe store

Clerk :Welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?

ShopperA: I don't know yet. I just want to take a
look.
Clerk: Ok. Let me know if you need any help.
Shopper A: Thanks.
Clerk: You are welcome.
The shopper A is looking around in the store.
Shopper B walks in.
Clerk : Good morning, welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?
Shopper B: I need Nike sneakers.
Clerk: great. Let me show you the latest styles.
This is Men's Air Obsidian Lightweight Hiking Boots, this is Air Jagged Ice Trail Running …
Shopper B: Give me size 7 please.
Clerk: you mean Men's Air Obsidian Lightweight Hiking Boots?
Shopper B: right.
Clerk: Ok. I will be right with you.
Clerk brings the shoes for shopper B to try on.
Shopper C walks in.
Clerk:Welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?
Shopper C: I need to change my sneakers that I bought yesterday. They don't fit me.
Clerk: Ok. Could you give me a...人物: Clerk, Shopper A. Shopper B Shopper C
地点:. Kenny’s shoe store

Clerk :Welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?

ShopperA: I don't know yet. I just want to take a
look.
Clerk: Ok. Let me know if you need any help.
Shopper A: Thanks.
Clerk: You are welcome.
The shopper A is looking around in the store.
Shopper B walks in.
Clerk : Good morning, welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?
Shopper B: I need Nike sneakers.
Clerk: great. Let me show you the latest styles.
This is Men's Air Obsidian Lightweight Hiking Boots, this is Air Jagged Ice Trail Running …
Shopper B: Give me size 7 please.
Clerk: you mean Men's Air Obsidian Lightweight Hiking Boots?
Shopper B: right.
Clerk: Ok. I will be right with you.
Clerk brings the shoes for shopper B to try on.
Shopper C walks in.
Clerk:Welcome to Kenny’s Shoes. Can I help you?
Shopper C: I need to change my sneakers that I bought yesterday. They don't fit me.
Clerk: Ok. Could you give me a few minutes?
I'll be with you.
Shopper C: but I am in a hurry.
Clerk: sir, I have two customers here.
Shopper C: all right.
Now the clerk talks to the shopper A again.
Clerk: anything you like? We’re having a sale on dress shoes.

Shopper A: That’s great. I need some dress shoes. What do you have on sale?
Clerk: Well, we have Silver Jims and Cool Walkers.

Shopper A: What do you recommend?
Clerk: Well, Silver Jimms are more fashionable and
higher quality. Whereas, Cool Walkers are not as expensive and they’re more comfortable.
Shopper C: excuse me! Can you change my shoes first? I really have to go.
Shopper B: I have to go too. Please just be patient.
Shopper A: I am almost done.
Shopper A: What’s the difference in price?
Clerk: With tax, the Silver Jims come to $47.00 and the Cool Walkers
come to $39.00.

Shopper A: So that’s about an $8.00 difference.
Clerk: That’s right.
Shopper C(raise his voice): hello, this takes too long.
Shopper B: well, this is life. You got to face it.
Shopper C: that's a lot of bull.(he storms out of the store)
Clerk: sir, excuse me sir, your shoes!!
(Shopper C is out os sight)
Shopper A: He will be back. Don't worry. Now I’ll take the Cool Walkers. Could you get me Size 7 in white?
Clerk: Ok. I will be right back.(Go get the shoes)
Clerk: Here you are.
Shopper A: Oh, thanks.
Clerk: My pleasure. They look good on you.
Shopper A: Thanks. I'll take them.
Clerk: How would you like to pay?

Shopper A: put it on my credit card.
. . .
Clerk: All right, here’s your receipt. Have a nice day.
Shopper A: Thanks.You, too.
Shopper B: I’ll take this ,too.
Clerk: ok. The total is RMB 800.00
Shopper B: I’ ll pay cash. I need a receipt please.
Clerk: here is your receipt. Have a good day!
Shopper B: you, too.