英语圣诞小笑话 短一点(一,二行)带翻译的

英语圣诞小笑话 短一点(一,二行)带翻译的

采购过早 圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问受审人：“你干了什么坏事呀？”“我今年圣诞购物早了些，”犯人哭着回答。“那并不是件坏事，”法官说，“到底多早啊？”“商店开门之前，”犯人答道。Early shopperIt was the Christmas Day and the judge of Britain was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked.“Doing my christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.“That’s no offense,” frankly replied the judge, “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.