求经典好笑的笑话，讲给女生听的。不要内涵段子，求高人!

求经典好笑的笑话，讲给女生听的。不要内涵段子，求高人!

采纳我问题 1、女生前天晚上得男朋友订婚戒指竟没有同学注意令忿忿平下午大家坐着谈天时候突站起来大声说:哎呀里真热呀我看我还把戒指脱下来吧 2、女主人把女佣叫面前问:否怀孕了 啊女佣回道 亏还说得出口还没有结婚难道觉得害羞女主人再次训 我要害羞女主人自己也怀孕了 我怀我丈夫女主人生气地反驳 我也啊女佣高兴地附和 3、人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服把口子面扣上挡风天酒驾驶 翻了头栽路旁警察赶: 警察甲:好严重车祸 警察乙:啊脑袋都撞面去了 警察甲:嗯还有呼吸我们帮把头转回来吧 警察乙:好.....、二使劲转回来了 警察甲:嗯没有呼吸了....... 4、条七拐八拐乡村公路上因时常发生车祸所常常有些鬼故事发生有天晚上有出租车司机看见路边有长发披肩身着白衣女人向招手因司机没有见过鬼所大胆停下来让上车了路上,司机虽信有鬼心里也毛毛所时常从视镜看面女人开着开着突司机发现女人见了司机吓了大跳赶紧踩了刹车只见女人满脸血表情狰狞司机吓牙直打颤突女人开口了:会会开车啊我低头系鞋带突刹车我把鼻子都撞破了…… 5、病人去看病医生检查了皱着眉头说:您病得太严重了恐怕会活多久了 病人:求您告诉我我还能活多久 医生:十…… 病人着急地问:十十年十月十天 医生:十九八七六五…… 6、老师:能说些18世纪科学家共同特点 学生:能们都死了 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱蜣问蚊子做工作蚊子说:护士打针蜣拍大腿:缘分呐我药局搓药丸… 8、非洲人住某宾馆夜半起火明原因非洲人见状顾了许多光着身子跑出去了消防员见状惊呼:我妈呀都烧糊了吧区了还能跑快 9、人想出国考察必须得老总批准于向老总请示老总给了张字条上面写着:Go ahead 人想:Go ahead=前进老总批准了于开始打点行李 同事见了问:做啊说:我准备出国考察老总批准了给我写了‘Go ahead’ 同事见条乐了:咱们老总根本没批准咱老总英语水平还知道说去头 10、牧师对买了马和马车农夫说:匹马只能听懂教会语言叫"感谢上帝"跑;叫"赞美上帝"才停下农夫信疑试着喊了声感谢上帝匹马立刻飞奔起来越跑越快只跑悬崖边上惊恐农夫才想起让停下来口令赞美上帝马停下来了死里逃生农夫长出口气:感谢上帝………我打了久请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"I played for a long time, please